I am really bothered by the fact that basically the only reason why gay marriage is illegal is because some people think it’s disgusting. You know, I think peas are disgusting but we’re noT MAKING THAT ILLEGAL ARE WE
what’s wrong with you peas are delicious
gay people are delicious too
no dessert for you until you eat all your gays
what the fuck just happened here
That. That is my url in Gallifreyan. Thestral-spotter did this for me and it is absolutely spectacular!
Zach Sobiech: The Kid Who Went Down Fighting. And Didn’t Really Lose.
- *loses 5 lbs*: i dont see a difference at all wtf come on i nEED RESULTS
- *gains .5 lbs*: OH MY GOD I CAN'T GO OUT LIKE THIS I LOOK LIKE A PREGNANT WHALE HOW COULD I LET THIS HAPPEN NO NO NO
In the library cramming for my LAST FINAL OF THE YEAR! Sweet summer…you are so close to me…
which american president was least guilty
he was in a cent
I told this joke at Mouth Rushmore and the park ranger hit me